Today during a reline at Shoppers Drug Mart, me and Howard were sitting on the floor working on the bottom row of the shelf. Sitting cross legged is the most comfortable position you can be when you're working that low. I can't be on my knees cause I have bad knees, and I can't squat cause I'm not mainland Chinese. So i sit cross legged, and mind you, I'm a big guy so when I'm sitting cross legged, it's like a big stationary roadblock in the aisle.
Some old man comes up to us while we're working the floor and says, "do you work here?"
Howard replies, "sorry, we don't work for Shoppers."
He scolds back, "well then you shouldn't be in the way!" And he walks off, head held high, his pride obviously bursting through the seams.
hey how 'bout YOU f off and die.
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